THE SIDE-EYE WITCH DOG

$BROOMY

CA: you_ca

A suspicious little witch dog riding chaos one broom at a time.

SAME DOG. HIGHER STANDARDS.

MEET BROOMY

About

Broomy was just a side-eye pup until a crooked hat and a flying broom changed everything.

Now he drifts through the feed, serving looks, stirring panic, and leaving pure meme energy in his wake.

No speeches. No serious face. Just a tiny airborne gremlin with attitude.

THREE VERY SERIOUS CHAPTERS

Nobody knows where the broom came from. Broomy refuses to comment.

01 / THE LOOK

Before the hat, before the broom, there was already one deeply suspicious look.

02 / THE BROOM

One ordinary broom. One extremely unordinary dog. The floor was never relevant again.

03 / THE VIBE

Broomy does not explain the plan. He simply arrives, stares, and leaves at altitude.

SITE FEATURE

Press the button. Broomy will judge the current level of suspicious energy.

YOU ARE

64% SUSPICIOUS BROOMY

CHILL SUSPICIOUS MAX BROOMY

Broomy is watching the timeline very carefully.

THE UNOFFICIAL CLUB

Three rules. No meetings. Broomy never lands long enough for one.

RULE 01

LOOK Always maintain a mildly suspicious expression.

RULE 02

FLY If the broom moves, you move. Questions come later.

RULE 03

VIBE No speeches. No complicated philosophy. Just Broomy.

THE BROOM IS WAITING

Grab the broom. Follow the side-eye. If you get it, you get it.

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